There are two kinds of people in this world: those who text “on my way” while still in the shower, and those who send a full TED Talk in three back-to-back paragraphs complete with bullet points. Texting isn’t just communication anymore; it’s performance art. Somewhere between “k” and a 17-emoji emotional breakdown lies the true spectrum of human personality. Your typing style says more about you than your zodiac sign ever could, and unlike astrology, this one comes with read

Duo getting a lil crazy Maybe doing this was a bad idea. Just visualise this scenario: It is 11.30pm, you’re locked up in your room, furiously typing away at your laptop to send in that 2359 assignment. Suddenly, your phone begins buzzing incessantly, as if nudging you to pick it up. On the home screen is a dark red banner, with a ticking countdown timer urging you to redeem your lesson streak.  Is it really important to maintain the streak? Objectively, no, but it pains my h

Recently, my dad celebrated his birthday and the weeks leading up to it were torturous—endless back-and-forths with my sister and mother, brainstorming what on earth to get a father who says that all he wants is nothing . Maybe a little chocolate bar (he says, with glee in his eyes, fully aware that he is making my life harder by refusing to be specific). Deep down, though, no matter how much he ponders, he himself probably thinks that all he really wants is to watch TV and t